She has gone from 0 to 2 dogs in the last 4 months.
That's like a 200% increase in dogs.
Having recently gone through a 100% increase in dogs myself, I think she is off her nutter.
She has a pointer who suffers from separation anxiety. His name is Jeff. Now, she has a beagle-type dog who is apparently female. Her name is Maize.
She also runs a food pantry, goes to school part-time, and has two precocious children. I love them very much, but they are precocious. Mary would be the first to admit this, because their precociousness is quite obviously hereditary.
Nevertheless, the sudden whirlwind of canine activity in my sister's household has provided the world with the best picture in the history of pictures:
I told you.