John called me about twenty minutes ago.
"I have incredible news," he said.
YESSSSS! I thought. He got his bonus and it's, like, really, really HUGE! Snuggies for EVERYONE!
"Natalie Portman has agreed to star in the film version of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies," he said, almost gleefully, I thought.
Well, I had guessed Jennifer Garner for the film version, but Natalie Portman is pretty darn close.
Christmas sure came early this year. (Sarcasm intended.)